Totally straight men’s magazine Esquire has blasted into the Beauty Information Space with their new edition featuring second-time Sexiest Woman Alive Scarlett Johansson. And it’s a blast from the past at that: ladies, I’m pleased to be the first to point out that thanks to this photoshoot, Clairol Nice ‘n Easy Frost & Tip is officially back, bitches.
October 9, 2013
[…] Presumably his toupee tech uses this 100% hetero male men’s highlighter kit instead of the Clairol standard favoured by starlets, what with him being so uncompromisingly straight and […]
November 8, 2013
[…] doesn’t she look thrilled about it? Looks like 2013 is the year of ostentatiously artificial hair dyes and air babies. Because 1983 was the year of Sequin Tube […]