He’s just not that into you

November 16, 2007 in WTF? with 6 Comments

I’ve had better

We’ve been at it for several minutes now and he’s creeping me out big time.  Who keeps their eyes open when making out?!?! And can we get a little saliva action in there please? It’s like rubbing my lips against sandpaper.

Can’t…breathe…must…decide! Death or Travolta’s tongue?  Death or Travolta’s tongue? Death or Travolta’s tongue?

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6 Responses to “He’s just not that into you”

  1. caitlin November 16, 2007 at 3:37 pm #

    WTF was he thinking?! Gross!

  2. raincoaster November 16, 2007 at 4:38 pm #

    Death. Quickly, please.

  3. All Natural Diva November 16, 2007 at 4:58 pm #

    Did he forget that he is not really Tracy Turnblad’s mother?

  4. MONARHU November 16, 2007 at 6:36 pm #

    Bleah! You crazy people are makeing me sick! Now I will have nightmares for a month!

  5. Achillea November 17, 2007 at 1:49 pm #

    Ye gods, warn a body willya?

    Excuse me while I go rip out my eyeballs and bleach my brain.

  6. Meg Q November 18, 2007 at 11:11 pm #

    The look on Kirk Douglas’ face?

    Priceless.

    (For everything else, there’s etc etc.)

    Don’t be fooled, John Travolta – I don’t care how many strokes Kirk has had, he can *still* kick your ass! If he hasn’t yet, it’s just because he’s being nice to you.