Hey my brooch makes a squeaky noise
OK, so maybe displaying a monstrous flesh-eating flower on your chest isn’t such a bad idea after all:
PETE Doherty decided to reveal his feelings to his ex Kate Moss with a touching and heartfelt gift – a dead mouse.
Brooches featuring a very real dead rodent are currently all the rage in New York.
Pete, 28, got the idea from grungey gob on legs Courtney Love. But there’s been no sign of Mossy, 33, donning the contents of a mousetrap.
Kudos to Mossy for not being a slave to New York convention. If she had worn the damn thing, you just know that Sienna “Single White Female” Miller would have gone one step further….over the edge:
I know the perfect shoes to go with that outfit…
To complete the mouse fashionista look one must have a boa (I mean a real boa!) wrapped around one’s neck and ingesting part of the rodent…Ahhh! The wonders of nature…
Finally, someone finds the right words for my thoughts about Sienna Miller: She just cops all of Kate Moss’ looks and fobs them off as her own.
Haw Haw (Nelson laugh).
Holy cats . . . um, I mean, mice!
Though if you wear that outside, soon you will have lots of cats around, too!
Many brave rodents died to bring me this outfit…