Ho, Ho, Ho
No, I cannot get enough of that joke. Only four more days left for Wenceslausian wordplay, though, so make the most of it! Here we do so with a little help from our old friends Elton John, Diana Ross, Cher, and the mid-70′s.
Footnote to Fashion:
Also: this is a real book:



Cher was really quite beautiful back then. In that photo she looks vaguely like Alicia Keys.
Cher was always gorgeous, although the spiky-eyelash look is not my favorite. I’m amazed how great Diana Ross looks here; like the world’s most fabulous yeti or something. She was pregnant, and apparently it agrees with her.