Holly Madison bugs me

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Well, you can go ahead and tell me it’s a Greg Barnes costume from Peepshow, but I’m just going to stick my fingers in my ears and go LalalalalalaIcan’thearyouLalalalala and continue to believe it’s the work of our dear friend the little fashion troll, John Galliano, perhaps after a long night of citronella candle fume-enhanced yoga surrounded by a troupe of bisexual entomology-themed performance artists from Romania, under a full moon on George Clooney’s veranda.

Which is not to say I don’t like it, actually. There’s something very Comme J’ai Mal about it, which is to say I like it, but I wouldn’t wear it into a party until everyone had consumed at least two Negronis. And three for me.

Mylene Farmer Comme J’ai Mal

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4 Responses to “Holly Madison bugs me”

  1. Lauren Clark August 19, 2009 at 10:35 am #

    … and four for me.

  2. Cara August 20, 2009 at 5:37 am #

    Seriously, why would anyone want to dress like Mothra/Beetlejuice/ the-horrible-insect-monster-thingie-I-killed-last-night-in-the-bathroom?

  3. I Hate That Dress August 20, 2009 at 5:47 am #

    I have to admit, she is really ballsy and I commend her for having the courage to dare to wear that piece of crap. I wish I had that many balls (no pun intended)

  4. Lilitree August 25, 2009 at 2:27 am #

    Swamp Thing to Wed