How’s your New Year going so far?

We’ve already had the first hoax of 2010, one which strikes close to the heart of the Manolo himself! You must not meddle with forces you do not understand, o hoaxers, lest ye find yerselves in a Vegas Lounge in the third circle of Hell.

Dorothy Parker has a sad.

Dorothy Parker sez Have a dottie new year's

But of course, it was not, and the Hoff lives on, to populate gossip columns and trailer parks everywhere with his music and the vague scent of apple blossoms coming from his skin-tight trousers.

As Nietzsche would say, we get the celebrities we deserve, people.

Perez Hilton and Lady Gaga, star couple of 2009

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2 Responses to “How’s your New Year going so far?”

  1. Cara January 2, 2010 at 8:09 am #

    I honestly don’t get, and I’ll try to put this in a Monolo-style friendly way as possible, I really don’t get how Perez feels qualified to berate people about the way they dress when he dresses like … well, like that.

  2. raincoaster January 2, 2010 at 7:50 pm #

    We are as of one mind about this.