Hudson, Ledger, and Leavem

Manolo says, it appears that the untalented and unpleasant maneater, Kate Hudson, is continuing to gnaw her way through the all-you-can-destroy buffet of Hollywood man flesh. Next course: the sartorially challenged and child-like Heath Ledger.

FORGET Dax Shephard; Kate Hudson has moved on to an actual movie star. Hudson, having dumped funnyman Shephard, was linked to Dane Cook, but Thursday night she only had eyes for Heath Ledger. Spies at Beatrice Inn said they spent their evening at the trendy watering hole “kissing and making out.” A rep for Hudson said, “This is absolutely untrue. They ran into each other and chatted briefly, but that was the extent of it.” But our spy insists on the liplock.

Liplock tonight. Next week it’ll be Heath Ledger, all alone and blubbering like the teeny baby in the frozen foods section at Ralphs.

One Response to “Hudson, Ledger, and Leavem”

  1. raincoaster November 14, 2007 at 7:37 pm #

    No, next week it’ll be the discovery of his wizened and trackmarked corpse, apparently drained of all vital fluids. Hudson will be looking years younger.