Hump Day Hunk: Tchéky Karyo

Tchéky Karyo is the hottest actor of whom you've never heard

Now, don’t pretend you’ve ever heard of Tchéky Karyo. But don’t even ATTEMPT to pretend you could ever forget him after watching him as the detective The Good Thief, or the tres sexeh international drug kingpin in Saving Grace. In the absence of our traditional Hump Day Gossip Links, which we have suspended because we are having the Day From Hell, not because of the demented ravings of delusional fandom, but because our computer currently says it will be finished its defragging in “7 days 5 hours 34 minutes” and because our first meeting today started three hours late and the person who called it and was three hours late invited five people we didn’t know, who were all ON TIME. And it got worse from there.

SEE? You SEE how bad it was? We are using the “royal we!” We need to go watch Prince of Persia, back to back with 300, the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in the extended edition, and Saving Grace. That should be sufficient testosterone to put us back on an even keel, no matter how rocky the seas.