Hump Day Hunk: William! Freaking! SHATNER!

Yes, it was Talk Like William Shatner Day and his birthday yesterday, and sure, he’s 80 now, but once upon a time, rowr!

William Shatner shirtless

Tricorder reading: HAWT!

william shatner knows he's hot

william shatner knows he's hot and now so do you

Plus: top ten signs your starship captain is a drunkard, from Modern Drunkard magazine.

10.) When Spock mind probes him, Spock gets hammered.

9.) Wakes up next to a Klingon chick at least once a week.

8.) Starts the ship’s self-destruct sequence just to fuck with the yeoman who blew him off in the officer’s lounge.

7.) Each time you discover a new planet he tells Spock to scan the surface for cheap scotch and loose females.

6.) The first thing he says when negotiating with Romulans is, “So, what’s the ale situation?”

5.) McCoy tells him, “I’m a doctor, Jim, not a bartender!”

4.) He keeps slipping down to the engineering room to “discuss ancient Scottish traditions” with Scotty.

3.) Giggles every time Spock says they should launch a “deep space probe.”

2.) Whenever a female yeoman brings him a clipboard he tries to open a tab.

1.) Is willing to make beer runs into the neutral zone.


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