When will they make The Chuck Palahniuk Book Club?

If The Jane Austen Book Club is anything like Maggie Grace’s piece of boring haberdashery at the LA premiere, I think I will give it a miss. Pirated DVDs aren’t as cheap as they used to be, you know. But at least Jane Austen herself would have approved of what Maggie wore. In her own words:
Dress is at all times a frivolous distinction, and excessive solicitude about it often destroys its own aim.
Geez Jane, sometimes you can be such a downer.
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