Innards for Outerwear
Normally, I have a bit of a crush on Asher Levine’s superhero-worthy collections, particularly the footwear, which epitomizes Fierce.
And for the not-so-tender tootsies:
but occasionally even the most brilliant and beloved of designers has That Moment. You know, That Moment of Inspiration where he suddenly sees something truly new, unique, daring…and someone should have leaned over and whispered “No.”
And That Moment when you think it’s a good idea to festoon the torso with an intricate filigree of intestines? That, my friend, IS That Moment.

Mai showldar colons: let me show u dem
Just offal.
Baby, take a bowel! Seriously, take it and bury it somewhere deep and dark.
Jennie, you’re secretly Ryan Seacrest, aren’t you?