Can we talk?
There’s something on your face…
There’s a lot of it going around.
He’s not laughing WITH you, Nicole.
Seriously? Are we done with this battery-powered orange-red yet? If you find yourself looking at a strong red lipstick and thinking “Dammit, it’s just not loud enough!” you really need a colour intervention. I’m looking at you, Christian Dior Dioriffic lipstick Dolce Vita #014, YSL Pure Lipstick No. 95 Hibiscus, and most of all YSL Rouge Personnel.
And I wish I weren’t.