Ivana Trump’s decolletage, still in functional use

October 23, 2008 in Socialites with 1 Comment

I have a knot on my stomach

Ooh I don’t know about this Ivana. It’s veering dangerously into Mariah Carey territory and double-sided tape, unlike the Pope, is not entirely infallible.  On the plus side though, those implants are holding up rather well since their installation in 1989 – I have seen silicon tanks that last far less longer than that.

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One Response to “Ivana Trump’s decolletage, still in functional use”

  1. a girl October 24, 2008 at 1:09 pm #

    Wow. I didn’t know breast impants came in “square”.

    Pssst, Ivana! It’s time for another face-tightening. KTHXBYE