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Janet Jackson, in need of reinvention | Ayyyy!

Janet Jackson, in need of reinvention

Janet Jackson’s latest offering “Discipline” hit the store shelves yesterday and reviews so far have been lukewarm to disappointing. “Janet Jackson’s hot and heavy act grows old” screams one critic’s headline while another says “…more proof that for Ms. Jackson, sex really doesn’t sell.

Looks like the whole sexy sexed-up sexual schtick is all played out for Janet. She needs to find fresh material that people want to listen and nod appreciatively to.  I for one would be open to a snappy up-tempo explanation about the pants & boots combo which do nothing for her legs, the many layers of topwear which do nothing for her neck, the hair which does nothing for her face and that girdle which is doing everything it can to stop all the other clothes from fleeing the scene.

Who did this to me??

3 Responses to “Janet Jackson, in need of reinvention”

  1. raincoaster February 27, 2008 at 12:15 pm #

    It must take her forty minutes to pee in that getup.

  2. Elvira February 27, 2008 at 2:58 pm #

    Am I alone in thinking that women who get so much plastic surgery that you can’t discern an approximate age are unattractive?

  3. Buzzkut February 29, 2008 at 2:44 pm #

    It looks like urkel’s geek underarm pants.. a cocker spaniels hair, miners boots and the the belt is humorous.. but I think she is just stupid and goofing off now.