Jennifer Lopez, turns the big 4-0

Wah, it's like 60 in Hollywood years

Cheer up J-Lo, waving goodbye to your thirties isn’t as traumatic as you think. Just wait till you hit 50, then you’ll see what happens to those lovely arms of yours.

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5 Responses to “Jennifer Lopez, turns the big 4-0”

  1. Pencils July 28, 2009 at 10:38 am #

    Madonna needs to give it a rest and put on fifteen pounds (or so.) Her arms and everything else look awful. The only reason her face doesn’t look equally awful is she reportedly gets fat injected in it to keep looking young.

  2. La Petite Acadienne July 28, 2009 at 4:12 pm #

    Oh dear — that’s just not right at all. Her arms look like those of the 95-year-old chain-smoking, bingo-playing lady down the street from me.

  3. chachaheels August 1, 2009 at 5:57 am #

    Reminds me of Iggy Pop circa mid-late 80’s. Blond and drinking heavily, and in need of at least one full meal.

  4. raincoaster August 3, 2009 at 8:39 am #

    Noooo. I’d have said yes to Iggy Pop. In fact, I still would; got his phone number?

  5. Wondertrash August 4, 2009 at 5:44 pm #

    Madge has become one Scary Mary!