Jessica Simpson, damsel in distress

I need a welder and a ton of explosives

Well you’d look pretty distraught too if somebody imprisoned your lower half in such a heinous manner and threw away the key to those ghastly shackles.

One Response to “Jessica Simpson, damsel in distress”

  1. Hairstyles February 7, 2009 at 9:44 pm #

    Did y’all hear about Jessica’s breakdown on stage Thursday night in Michigan? She forgot the words to her song and started tearing up. I kind of feel sorry for her, but maybe she’s just not cut out for it.