Joan Collins, trying to hide something

Charity begins on the red carpet

Joan Collins gave us quite the scare recently when she showed up at the Angel Ball, clinging onto her fur stole for dear life while everyone else was content to pose with bare shoulders and cleavage. Had her once robust body resistance gone so low that the slightest movement of air threatened to bring her down with pneumonia?

The great reveal

No, of course not you silly geese.  Nobody ever caught a respiratory infection while wearing high quality, sturdy bra cups that light up like an x-ray under the glare of flash photography.

8 Responses to “Joan Collins, trying to hide something”

  1. daisyj. October 31, 2007 at 8:08 pm #

    Not to mention a dress cut to look like granny panties.

  2. Style Spy November 1, 2007 at 10:32 am #

    Shouldn’t we just be grateful that the bra was there at all? Imagine the alternative…

  3. dollface November 4, 2007 at 4:55 pm #

    It’s scary when someone makes Starr Jones look good

  4. Victor November 5, 2007 at 11:56 am #

    StyleSpy, I did not need that image! :~)

  5. Janine March 7, 2009 at 7:05 pm #

    Bitches the lot of you! Lets not forget this woman is 75. Bet half of you dont look as hot. She works hard to look like that. Her face is beautiful, okay maybe her bod is not as good as it was, but its still in good shape. Lets not forget she has had 3 children, her fair share of upset and countless broken relationships. Remember also she is a survivor who has been the breadwinner for her kids. She almost lost her youngest to a car crash little Katie.

  6. Mary March 7, 2009 at 7:08 pm #

    Yeah I agree she looks good. Although bet she has had some surgery. Once saw her in John Lewis in Sloane Square and you would have taken her for about 50 She did look great and got quite a few wolf whistles on her way in. Even my boyfriend was checking her out.

  7. raincoaster March 8, 2009 at 1:23 pm #

    Yes, yes, Joan Collins is a living legend. A living legend who’s wearing bra cups that you can see right through her evening gown.

  8. Flug Australien March 20, 2009 at 10:17 am #

    Joan Collins is a very good actress!! And she looks great! Remember, she´s over 70 years old and looks like 50! I`m a big fan since she played the role of Alexis in The Denver Clan!