John Galliano gets a promotion
Fed up with his title of “Favorite Funky Fashion Troll,” John Galliano has gone upscale, old-skool. Remember (or am I the only one old enough?) the Great Schism? Well, Galliano has gone and repeated history. Doesn’t “The Pope of Paris” sound so much better than grubby little Avignon?
Multiple popes? Collect the whole set! Gotta catechism ’em all!
The cataclysm of catechism results in unholy jism.
Sorry. I’m so sorry.