Today I woke up and discovered that I was living in a world where Kate Winslet looks slightly better than Michael Jackson but slightly worse than Bill Maher. Well, according to TV Predictions’ 2007 list of 10 Worst looking Celebrities in HDTV anyway:
6. Kate Winslet
In high-def, the Titanic star reminds me of that famous line from Austin Powers: “It’s a man, baby!” The older Kate gets, the more masculine she looks. And, in up-close HDTV, it doesn’t look like she takes care of herself. Her skin is blotchy and ruddy.
Kate, you manly and unattractive troll. Oh crap, I think my brain just exploded from trying to make sense of the previous sentence.
PS: A painting of her HDTV unfriendly butt is up for bidding at paint4poverty.com