Kate Winslet not good enough for HDTV?
Today I woke up and discovered that I was living in a world where Kate Winslet looks slightly better than Michael Jackson but slightly worse than Bill Maher. Well, according to TV Predictions’ 2007 list of 10 Worst looking Celebrities in HDTV anyway:
6. Kate Winslet
In high-def, the Titanic star reminds me of that famous line from Austin Powers: “It’s a man, baby!” The older Kate gets, the more masculine she looks. And, in up-close HDTV, it doesn’t look like she takes care of herself. Her skin is blotchy and ruddy.
Kate, you manly and unattractive troll. Oh crap, I think my brain just exploded from trying to make sense of the previous sentence.
PS: A painting of her HDTV unfriendly butt is up for bidding at paint4poverty.com
What? Like bloody hell that’s true. Ha! In what universe is Kate even a contender for the 10 ugliest celebs? LAME!
And that little Stumpy McTroll Hayden is raved about?
Something is very wrong in Oz Toto.
How silly. I don’t understand these people who spend time staring at others’ pores on hi-def and hi-res. It’s not how you see people in real life. Who cares how they look under a microscope!
Note to self:
Keep putting off getting an HD TV.
Preposterous!
Everyone knows that the only reason to get HDTV is to watch BBC’s Planet Earth/Blue Planet documentaries!
Kate Winslet – manly? Whoever wrote this should take a long hard look at his/her face in full daylight, before casting the first stone.
WELL, SHE DOES LOOK MUCH OLDER THAN 32 AND THAT PIC UP THERE IS NOT EVEN A CLOSE UP HQ PIC.
Men with HDTV who watch a lot of pornography on it are disgusted by the fact that women have pores and freckles and arm hair, and other human aberrations. They are demanding “perfect”-looking women to ogle, rather than realizing that women are human (no! it’s true!) and can have imperfections.
Did Kate Winslet look masculine in the Titanic?
kate winslet is very, very flatulent. She farted today. She was really annoying in Titanic- especially in the nude scene of her getting her protrait done. What a smelly slut! kate winslet sucks!
Intresting, I never knew that before thanks!
This kind of thing really ticks me off.