Katie Holmes is tight, tucked

Katie Holmes floral nightmare

and, apparently, oblivious to the fact that her dress is caught in her pantyhose.

Let’s toast the fact that WE are not, as Gallagher says, walking around with our clothes tucked into our underwear, with a Kilt Lifter Ale and a sigh of relief.

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2 Responses to “Katie Holmes is tight, tucked”

  1. Phyllis October 2, 2010 at 12:30 pm #

    Is that dress made from a 1980’2 bedsheet?

  2. La Petite Acadienne October 4, 2010 at 5:32 pm #

    No idea, but the fit is just ATROCIOUS.