Keira Knightley, just so incredibly tired

It must be terribly exciting but at the same totally exhausting being Keira Knightley. Rushing from movie set to red carpet premiere to talk show interview to magazine photoshoot. No time to wash her hair! No time to cover those dark circles under her eyes! No time to apply lipstick! Worst of all, no time to tell Monsieur Lagerfeld what she really really thinks about his blasted denim quasi-epaulettes!
Monsieur Lagerfeld must have gotten help from Vincent from last season’s Project Runway. Don’t those shoulder thingies look like the sleeves from Vincent’s “couture” gown? And Keira is looking exhausted because it takes so much effort to purge. Can anyone say anorexia and bulemia?
is anyone else as tired as I am of Knightly’s absurd (and overused) pouty lips expression? I just want to tell her to close her damn mouth.
Damn, bitch looks like she just escaped from a concentration camp and desperately needs some food and sunlight. How is this supposed to be considered attractive or high fashion? I just don’t get it. She looks like a crackhead!