Keira’s Back!
Stars should never get themselves ready for a premiere; whatever Keira saved on self-tanner at the spa in advance of her outing the other night she will have to spend on PR to bury these horrible, mottled images. And to deny the rumour that she’s going to play the title role in Hidalgo II. On the plus side: scratches! Well, thanks to the pirate movies she IS an Action star; good to see she got some action!
Look, at least she’s eating enough that we can’t see her spine and ribs poking out of her flesh, which was the case a few years ago. Better mottled than skeletal, I say.
That’s true. At times she’s looked like something fished out of a Geiger painting and bleached.