Kelsey Grammer, Rescue Artiste
Let’s take a moment out of this crazy season to applaud Kelsey Grammer. He rescued his own 3-month-old baby from the rising tide of…I dunno, is something happening in LA? to take her to safety at…
The Playboy Mansion.
For an all-night party.
Oh, Kelsey, never change. I mean, points for coordination, but…please, stop breeding.
Silly. He’s going to lay her on the altar that’s right behind Hef’s hot tub and sacrifice her to the god of bimbos to ensure 20 years more of Playmates.
I’d give odds on that.