Have you ever looked at a word so long that it just doesn’t even look like a word anymore? I’ve just spent the past five minutes looking at the word “doily” and trying to figure out if it really is even a word. Doily, seriously, look at it. Doi Ly. There should be a Hong Kong Cinema actor named Doi Ly. See? I’m mesmerized. ALSO mesmerizing is this fishnet-cum-bordello-curtain smörgåsbord of crocheted crappery that is trying to murder beloved songstress Chaka Kahn.


First of all, damn. What on EARTH is happening here? It’s like that creepy wine dress put on a little Smokey and decided to make the ballgown with two backs with the cardigan my Aunt Nobby made me the second time she went to Betty Ford.

2 Responses to “Khaaaaan!!!”

  1. Jane February 12, 2008 at 9:23 am #

    Plumcake, you’re a genius.

  2. Jennie February 12, 2008 at 8:37 pm #

    Not related but I finally figured out the new lip fashion that so much Restolin or collegen or some other gin is being used for…It’s not Angelina Jolie envy! It’s Leela envy!—Leela.htm