Kim Kardashian Konverts

From American black tie:

KK & K

KK & K

Kanye: I want your boots. They’re like Bottega Veneta does Docs. Kim: it’s black with black, not brown with black. Haven’t you been doing this awhile now? And put your tits back where they belong before they pop out and there’s a seismic incident.

To:

Kim Kardashian in a Koat

Kim Kardashian in a Koat

A Canadian Tuxedo!

Or is that “Kanadian?” First Pippa, now Kim; is this a real thing again? I mean, I live in Canada and have that denim shirt and form-fitted jeans; my kouturier is Mark’s Work Warehouse, and the whole outfit can be had for about eighty bucks if you get the shoes from Payless in the same mall. This excludes the coat – uh, koat. As a fan of gorgeous outerwear I must admit that this is the only thing Kim Kardashian has ever worn that I actually kovet. So what if it’s not lined? It’s klearly kozy.

2 Responses to “Kim Kardashian Konverts”

  1. klee October 2, 2013 at 11:38 am #

    How much do I love the expression of the woman on the left. She is all “Girl, you have GOT to be kidding me”.

    Also, Kimmy, honey, those pants do not flatter you. With your money, hire someone to teach you how to dress your curves. It is not that difficult, “What Not To Wear” does it every damned week.

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