LA Fashion Week roundup

March 15, 2008 in Fashion with 5 Comments

Look ma, no genitals!Lube me up!

Behold, a reason for us to commit to losing weight around our inner thighs! As for me, I’m not going to waste any time. Pass me that liposuction hose and a bucketload of talcum powder and I’m good to go!

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5 Responses to “LA Fashion Week roundup”

  1. Buzzkut March 15, 2008 at 12:24 pm #

    UGGG A LEE! This type of fashion even makes the skinny models have body flaws.. Why not just spray paint or tattoo!

  2. Jennie March 15, 2008 at 12:31 pm #

    I guess this is one way to reduce green house gases. Since humans will no longer eat, farming and cattle ranches won’t be needed…

  3. Emma March 15, 2008 at 9:24 pm #

    And here we see the winning fashions from this week’s episode of Project Runway: the Deep Space 9 edition…one must admit, it’s rather satisfying to see such an original take on that old convention standby, the chainmail bikini. Now if only someone were to figure out how to convert Princess Leia’s slavegirl outfit into high fashion, the world would be all set.

    (The first totally reminds me of some of the outfits from the old school Battlestar Galactica…and both the models totally need cyborg implants and hipmounted laser weapons. The look just doesn’t work without them.)

  4. Jelly March 16, 2008 at 10:54 am #

    The two outfits side by side make me think of mermaids in space.

  5. raincoaster March 16, 2008 at 8:02 pm #

    So the camel toe is this year’s clavicle? Time for me to stock up on skirts.