Les Fauves

Watch out for the hyena on my left

Is there anything more terrifying than Courtney Love bearing down on you at full speed, intent on taking you down with a tranquilizer dart full of Oxycontin?

Yes, there is.  It would be Brooke Hogan stalking you the entire night, waiting to pounce on you for some really expensive drinks.

Buy a dance from me or my dad will kick your ass

3 Responses to “Les Fauves”

  1. iopine October 4, 2007 at 5:26 pm #

    At first I wanted to berate their costumes, but then I noticed Love’s gouged-out-looking cheekbones! What happened to her?

  2. raincoaster October 4, 2007 at 8:16 pm #

    Is that Michael Jackson as her bodyguard?

  3. shiloh October 5, 2007 at 8:35 am #

    Great post heading!