Les Fauves

Is there anything more terrifying than Courtney Love bearing down on you at full speed, intent on taking you down with a tranquilizer dart full of Oxycontin?
Yes, there is. It would be Brooke Hogan stalking you the entire night, waiting to pounce on you for some really expensive drinks.

At first I wanted to berate their costumes, but then I noticed Love’s gouged-out-looking cheekbones! What happened to her?
Is that Michael Jackson as her bodyguard?
Great post heading!