Lindsay Lohan, getting physical

To the Batcave, for drunken debauchery!

Not content with being embroiled in a vaguely heterosexual love triangle with Batman and Robin, Lindsay Lohan has decided to two-time the caped crusaders with their sworn arch-enemy:

GIRL-crazy Heath Ledger’s latest conquest is reportedly rehab darling Lindsay Lohan.The Mean Girls star, who split from her snowboarder beau Riley Giles last week, is said to have enjoyed a number of late-night sex sessions with the Australian after meeting him at a New York bar.

“Lindsay and Heath hit it off straight away . . . it was purely physical,” a source said.

You could even say it was lust at first sight as they tumbled into an unclean bathroom stall. Because with some guys, it is completely about their sexy come-hither look.

Something special for the ladies

4 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan, getting physical”

  1. Manolo the Shoeblogger December 5, 2007 at 1:47 pm #

    Heath Ledger: Future Hair Plug Recipient.

  2. enc December 6, 2007 at 5:31 pm #

    I guess I’ve been living under a rock, but what about Michelle Williams and their baby!?

  3. Dawn December 6, 2007 at 9:00 pm #

    Your comedic timing is impeccable. Just as I scrolled down past “sexy come hither look” Heath’s inexplicably goofy face appeared creating a moment of great hilarity.

    *Sigh* why can’t finding the funny always be that easy?

  4. raincoaster December 6, 2007 at 9:40 pm #

    @ enc: nope, that’s long over. Heath has been cutting quite a swathe since then.