Lindsay Lohan, low in nutritional content

Fashionably famished

Unfortunately there is no meat to be found in this sandwich, but not to worry – there should be ample bone and gristle for a growing puppy to chew on!

Thin as a rail of cocaine

3 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan, low in nutritional content”

  1. raincoaster February 16, 2009 at 7:18 pm #

    Just how many calories does saline have, anyway? Those probably add five pounds!

  2. Jennie February 17, 2009 at 1:39 am #

    @raincoaster! Saline! Don’t you realize that salt causes water weight gain! Jeez! Just realize, these are not real people. These are stick figures.

  3. Dee February 17, 2009 at 1:58 am #

    Look at the open mouth and everything is explained: SHE´S EATING AIR!