Look on the bright side

No need to fret Anne Hathaway, your hair and makeup are impeccably done as usual and all the fellas agree that your legs look great too. In fact I quite like what you’ve got on….if it came in a size for storing jewelry or makeup brushes.
Why do you make fun of her so much? She looks fine her.
Her, she looks fine. The dress, not so much.
I actually like the dress a lot. I think she looks great.