Megan Fox, unable to turn off rampant sexiness

Giving away the cow for free

Come on now Megan Fox, stop treating this movie premiere as your own personal GQ magazine covershoot.  People should be paying good money to watch you at your most creative moments, so quit fussing with your hair, suck those lips back in and give the discerning men of the world a compelling reason to buy that magazine!

One Response to “Megan Fox, unable to turn off rampant sexiness”

  1. Eshin September 17, 2008 at 12:41 pm #

    Hahaha. Not really anything to complain about is it?

    Good to have found your writing again. :)