Mischa, sugarlump, I feel your pain. The Daily Mail used a picture of your backside to illustrate “the modern hell of cellulite” and that sucks. But don’t worry baby, it happens to everyone (wow, I’ve never said that before and meant it, I feel so free! -ed.) My own personal thighs look like two topographical maps of Norway. Since I’m older than you, I feel it’s my duty and privilege to share with you my time-tested cure for the dimples of doom.
They’re called “pants.”