Miss Universe: Costume of the Day

Batter up!

Her advisers must be of the “sashay softly and carry a big stick” school of thought. Not the most scrupulous approach but a well-timed swing could wipe out all those wimps dressed in nothing but feathered headdresses.  And if all else fails, it would still make a great Pepsi commercial, yes? 

How would you like a mouthful of sequins, b*tch!

Sorry, Comments are Closed.

You'll have to take it up with the author...