Monday Maugrim Links

Yes, when Justin Bieber is the top celebrity story, it IS time to call it a day.

Celebrity ASSets (True/Slant)

Confounded Courtney Contest (Ayyyy)

White Stripes, White Lights (AgentBedhead)

Miley Cyrus isn’t the brightest lightbulb in the box (AmyGrindhouse)

Kelly Ripa is ripped! (BricksAndStones)

Calvin Klein’s XXX (BusyBeeBlogger)

Farrah Fawcett: NEVER FORGET! (CeleBitchy)

Chocolatini time (LaughingStork)

Christian Bale is creepy, hawt (CelebDirtyLaundry)

SJP’s Cindy Lou Who Couture (CelebritySmack)

Sandra No-Bull-ock’s speech (CelebrityVIPLounge)

Hayden Lohan Panettiere (Yeeeeah)

Topless model attempts to bring back 80′s prom look (HolyMoly)

Dame Helen is NOT common, thank you! (PopEater)

Crashing the VF Oscar Party (Gawker)

Katherine Heigl goes emo (HaveUHeard)

TEAM COCO! (DailyStab)

2010′s hot couple (DListed)

Hurt Locker producer hurt no more (EvilBeet)

The Oscar Winners roundup (GabbyBabble)

Keanu’s questionable manscaping (GoFugYourself)

George Clooney’s secret Oscar Date (PopSugar)

Gwyneth sings! (OMGblog)

Celeb Sightings (INeedMyFix)

Lessons from the Oscars (Movieline)

Kristen Stewart side-eye (TenGossip)