Monday Moaning Links
I want Daphne Guinness’ Alexander McQueen outfit, and the invisible sword that presumably goes with it. And a moderately-sized vat of gin, STAT; this is a medical emergency. We lost to the US in an Olympic hockey game for the first time since 1960, and all of Canada is in bed, drunk and sobbing and holding on to it’s little Troll doll for dear life; all of Canada except me. Someone has to blog this pain away. I am in no mood to be trifled with, except perhaps by Hugh Jackman, and he should wear body armour just to be safe.
Alfred Hitchcock’s ultimate nightmare (Lolebrity)
Robert Pattinson is greased and ready! (AgentBedhead)
Jessica Simpson gets her mask on (AmyGrindhouse)
Jude Law, swordsman (BusyBeeBlogger)
Travis Barker’s boxing match aborted (CelebritySmack)
JLo misses hat trick (CeleBitchy)
Bag a king! (True/Slant)
Conan hits the road (DailyStab)
Dancesport according to Dita (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Hilary Duff teams with NHL Player (BricksAndStones)
Kate Moss, suited for action (DanasDirt)
Bigots! On! Ice! (Gawker)
Ice escapades with Johnny Weir (DListed)
Xtream Martial Arts Birthday Party? (EvilBeet)
The Champions! (INeedMyFix)
Ken Paves wins the Snatch and Grab (SeriouslyOMG)
The pairs event (UKPopSugar)
You can’t deny that the game was exciting and hey, Canada won gold for ice dancing.
It WAS an exciting game. And most exciting of all is the mystery of how much Brodeur got to throw the damn game. He’s gonna have to go live in Ecuador or something after this.