This, my friends, is a paper bag.
It is not just any paper bag.
It is a paper bag designed by famed German minimalist Jil Sander, and it retails for £185 or $292.59US.
But you don’t want it.
This is the medium size, and at a mere 14″x8″x5″ it is nowhere near large enough to hold the dosage of shame you should have to cart around for paying for the damn thing in the first place.