My Milkshake Brings All the Links to the Blog

My milkshake brings all the links to the blog, and keeps ’em coming back for more. I think it’s the heroin I put in it.

Speaking of which, remember that Pete Doherty guy? (AgentBedhead)

Jayden James escapes California, only to be incarcerated (CelebWarship)

BritTwit says he’s feeling better, though (TheRealBritney on Twitter)

Our public intellectuals aren’t what they used to be (CeleBitchy)

Rod Stewart, the Pete Doherty of 1973 (CelebritySmack)

Mischa Barton is really overdue for a waxing (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Evan Rachel Wood will have you know she is not desperate (DailyStab)

Lamest “Child Star Gone Bad” story in history (Defamer)

John Travolta, the eternal straight man (WWTDD)

Which Emanuel brother are you? (Wonkette)

Taradise Lost: is celebrity hedonism over? (Gawker)

RIP Gus (DListed)

Not even Kate Moss looks good in that (PopSugar)

It must be Miley Cyrus’ personality, yeah, that’s it! (IBBB)

Katy Perry overshares her monthly cycle (CandyKirby)

Taylor Swift has perfect 70’s hair (ImNotObsessed)

Gisele Bundchen has perfect 80’s everything (JustJared)

as does Cindy Crawford (Websters)

Secret Service code names for the Obama family (Jossip)

Erik Estrada scalped Simon Cowell!!!!! (SeriouslyOMG)

2 Responses to “My Milkshake Brings All the Links to the Blog”

  1. Paris Hilton Hairstyles February 5, 2009 at 9:17 pm #

    Paris has stayed out of the news lately, you gotta give her that! She’s been good.

  2. Jenny February 5, 2009 at 9:50 pm #

    Anyone else think it’s crazy that Britney is bringing her sons on her Circus tour? What’s she thinking?