Mystery Plonk Links

I don’t know what it was, but it was white, it was fizzy, and it was free, so who am I to look a gift plonk in the mouth? That’s what I get for not buying my own drinks!

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Ricardo Montalban vs Gregory Peck (TeenyManolo)

Mad-Eye Mills is Moody (AgentBedhead)

Hey! Jordana Brewster is back! (AmyGrindhouse)

Bluebeard sadly looking his age (CelebuWreck)

but maybe these people can still use him? (CelebritySmack)

Suzanne Somers is a pillhead (CeleBitchy)

Scarjo has some questions for God (DailyStab)

PuppyBowl! (Defamer)

Alan Cumming on the President (DListed)

Daniel Radcliffe on the President (UKPopSugar)

Starting your own daycare: yor doin it rong (EvilBeet)

an fyenansin it rong (CandyKirby)

Ines owns (HollywoodBackwash)

That’s why they call her Gaga (GoFugYourself)

John Mayer has a new squeeze now (JustJared)

Russell Crowe, hawt Eighties preacher (SeriouslyOMG)

Ali Lohan is fifteen going on forty (Websters)