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Old Money, New Manners

Paris keeps tabs on her assets


Paris Hilton, old-money heiress and responsible investor, constantly keeps tabs on how her key assets are doing. Tori Spelling, on the other hand, doesn’t realize hers are cratering.

Tori Spelling and the Chest Crater of Doom

7 Responses to “Old Money, New Manners”

  1. jvon August 17, 2008 at 5:18 pm #

    Time to bring the Frankenboobs in for an overhaul, dear.

  2. Jessica August 18, 2008 at 9:06 am #


  3. Never teh Bride August 18, 2008 at 1:04 pm #

    I need to know how that happens so I can ensure that it never, ever happens to me…

  4. jen August 18, 2008 at 1:44 pm #

    OMG! that is the scariest chest I have seen since my last sick day and I caught an episode of All My Children, Erica Kane ‘nuf said!

  5. a girl August 18, 2008 at 2:19 pm #

    I am horrified by the size of PH’s HANDS (once again) and that pic of TS has got to be photoshopped, right?

    Imagine if you showed up at an emergency room with a hold like that IN YOUR CHEST, you’d be put at the front of the line, right?

    “YOU’VE GOTTA HELP ME, DOC, THERE’S A BIG HOLE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CHEST!!!!!” A little fake blood and you’d get admitted right away. But if they ever need to do CPR on her the EMT’s arms would sink right into her chest…OK now I just grossed myself out.

  6. raincoaster August 18, 2008 at 6:00 pm #

    No Photoshop. If you want to see another example, look at Paula Abdul:

  7. Jennie August 18, 2008 at 6:37 pm #

    Isn’t it probable that these women could afford better plastic surgeons? If I decide to enhance my bod, I’m going to the best. Most of them looked like they hired the cheapest doctor in the yellow pages. Oh! I found out they do make tear shaped implants which are much more natural looking.