Like most of his onscreen characters, Nic Cage certainly knows to handle the situation when things get freaky:
Cage called a security guard at his gated community around 1:30 a.m. Monday after he saw a man wandering inside his home and wearing one of the actor’s jackets, police Lt. Craig Fox said.
Cage was upstairs with his wife and son, and reported seeing the man standing at the door of a bathroom.
“He was standing there naked — except for the leather jacket,” Fox said.
Funnily enough the naked intruder was a tailor – like he of all people would know better than to walk around without a well-cut pair of pants. What next, a hatless milliner breaks into Nic Cage’s home in search of one of his cowboy chapeaus?
Or a bald peruker attemps to burgle Nic’s collection of highly authentic hairpieces? Hmmm..maybe that wouldn’t be such a bad thing after all.