Not enough to go around

April 1, 2008 in George Clooney with 5 Comments

Oh George, never let me go!

Whee! Isn’t it fun when George comes out to play, twirling you around until you’re giddy with delight, letting you run your fingers through his hair and then suddenly – in the space of a little gasp of joy - whisking you into his arms until you are so so happily lost in his deep embrace! 

That is until the party-animal girlfriend shows up making you feel uneasy, so you resolve to completely ignore that brazen hussy while thinking up a multitude of catty oneliners like “Pleased to meet you, oh is that the scent of eau de skank in the air?” 

I am demurely covering my cleavage, unlike that floozy over there

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5 Responses to “Not enough to go around”

  1. Jen April 1, 2008 at 12:30 pm #

    They would make a cute couple!

  2. Leah April 1, 2008 at 1:22 pm #

    BWAHAAHAAA!!! Thank you, Spirit Fingers! I have been thinking that Georgie-pie and Renee were looking a little… fancy free.

  3. JaneC April 1, 2008 at 3:50 pm #

    Wow. It’s nice to see Renee actually smiling and laughing instead of doing her usual pouty-face thing. And I kind of like her dress. George’s girlfriend, though pretty, does look awfully skanky next to Zellwiger.

  4. bygeorge! April 1, 2008 at 8:00 pm #

    How can Renee stand the humiliation? How can she act like this isn’t the most f%cked up thing she’s ever had to witness?

  5. Eilish April 4, 2008 at 12:55 am #

    They do look very happy and at ease with each other. Love Renee’s hair that way, it’s very flattering!