O calamity

Imagine my look of abject horror upon discovering my internet connection was down yesterday. Trapped — a prisoner locked away from the online world! Thankfully order has been restored, allowing me to sensibly reflect upon the past 24 hours and concede it was really only a disaster of minor proportions unlike what’s happening with Miss Raven Symone below.

Shapeless ugly shirt, frizzy burnt hair, mangled stockings, nasty shoes.. Oh yes, she’s ready for her close-up.
She has a look like “What happened? Where am I?” A head trama is the only excuse for that outfit. And you must pity someone that has no one that loves them in their life. If someone loved her, she would have never been allowed loose in that outfit…
I think a head injury would explain the hair as well. She looks like a slutty Fraggle.
I’m convinced she’s auditioning for the part of Lula in Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum series.