Odd one out

Some of us have really bad doctors

It may not be obvious to many of you, but these lovely ladies have had extensive work done on their proboscises.  But only one of them did it out of medical necessity because an evil poacher had shot off her beak.  Can you tell which one, dear readers (interestingly, this is also the one with the best surgeon)?

6 Responses to “Odd one out”

  1. russell June 10, 2008 at 1:11 pm #

    That would be the bald eagle, number 4.

  2. mrsdarwin June 11, 2008 at 9:32 am #

    You’re right about the eagle having the best surgeon — all the humans have oddly unbalanced faces.

  3. Kate Cavendish June 11, 2008 at 9:02 pm #

    Who, pray tell, is number two? She looks like someone I’d know pre-surgery . . .

  4. La Petite Acadienne June 11, 2008 at 9:12 pm #

    Is Joan Rivers’ mouth open because she can no longer breathe through those diameter-of-a-coffee-stir-stick nostrils?

  5. raincoaster June 12, 2008 at 3:11 am #

    I said the other day if Dina Lohan has one more rhinoplasty she’ll be breathing out of a blowhole in the center of her face. The same applies to these lovely drag queens.

  6. Spirit Fingers June 12, 2008 at 10:52 am #

    No. 2 is our favourite former jailbird rapper Lil Kim.