OH MY GOD KATY PERRY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??

September 9, 2008 in Uncategorized with 7 Comments

You know what Katy? Fine. I’m done. You’ve had your stupid “I Kissed a Girl” song which grates my cheese in the most excruciating way “Hey! Look at me! I can pretend to be a lesbian so my boyfriend thinks I’m hot!” and your equally stupid (and even more infuriatingly titled) “Ur So Gay.”  But this? This is the LAST STRAW.

Do you see what you’re wearing? That’s right. You are wearing a too-tight twosie playsuit, knock off butterfly hair ornaments that Alexander McQueen should rip out of your head and what’s that? Yes. CONTROL TOPS.

Katy Perry

also? I can see your nooks and crannies. Your pastor parents must be so proud.

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7 Responses to “OH MY GOD KATY PERRY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??”

  1. frumpiefox September 9, 2008 at 1:22 pm #

    Hear hear! I keep thinking she stole Wonder Woman’s jammies.

  2. a girl September 9, 2008 at 4:56 pm #

    I don’t think those are control tops, I think it looks that way from the shadows from her hand and her bag. I wish they were control tops, though, ’cause that sure would be funny.

  3. Jennie September 9, 2008 at 9:12 pm #

    I wish they were a skirt, pants, shorts, or even leggings because those granny panties are NOT red carpet ready. Makes her look Amy Winehouse-ish, running around oblivious in her knickers.

  4. raincoaster September 9, 2008 at 11:38 pm #

    Katy Perry is as spontaneous and whimsical as a NASA rocket launch, don’t be fooled.

  5. Jennie September 10, 2008 at 12:09 am #

    A short sigh and whine…. I miss commenting on Manolo for the Big Girl… I feel so unloved!

  6. Plumcake September 10, 2008 at 1:09 am #

    Jennie, you can comment! You just get caught in our spam filter a lot and since we’ve been getting something like 3000 spam comments a day (no exaggeration) it’s not as easy to go through and pick the one legit comment out. We still love you!

  7. Lauri James March 28, 2010 at 4:55 am #

    Ur so G! Green or not, you’re lovely. You always look good. Just don’t get slimed again.