God help us. Fortunately, two brave souls took on this travesty and we have a winner!
Tawdry Hepburn rides again
Jarrah October 21, 2012 at 7:38 pm
She had the pants. Now she just needed to track down the hat to complete her Sexy Mountie Halloween costume.
Congratulations and lashings of imaginary swag to winner and first-time entrant Jarrah! For the hypothetical presentation of the virtual trophy, we select this 14Ky Canada Maple Leaf Charm and a date with Ryan Reynolds. Congratulations on manifesting your own destiny!
Actress, celebrity, and Colin Firth’s ex-sister-out-law Jennifer Tilly is currently cutting quite a swathe through the world of professional poker, winning her way to an income substantial enough that she’s talked about ditching acting altogether. That’s what WE call a Party Casino!
Fortunes have been won and lost on the poker table, but Tilly has a system. A secret. Something never known to fail in the history of mankind. What is the key to her gaming success? Two things:
An hour ago I never knew this man existed, and now here I am, posting his videos on this celebrity fashion blog. And he’s not even a British celebrity (the other major source for People of Whom I Have Never Heard).
He’s Malibu Hamish “The Illusion.” Surfer. Skateboarder. Dude. Possibly the dudiest dude of all time, dude.
Enjoy the second-hand high you get from watching this video of how to give yourself a totally bitchin’ bowl cut, man. Just click Play and let it happen: 84,000 people have already watched this, so the guilt load is shared widely.
What, another ticket? How many times do I have to tell you? It’s NOT my FAULT that I’m SMOKING.
It’s not your fault, Salma. And who else is on fire? Multiple winner Natalie! With all those firemen around things could get a little moist, so here’s something to keep you fresh as a daisy no matter how many hoses are turned on you. The Galleria White Daisy Folding Umbrella will provide both shelter and an ultra-feminine talking point. You know what to do from there…
Beleaguered and possibly unbalanced starlet Amanda Bynes has stopped the hit-and-run madness that terrified SoCal drivers, and has developed an intriguing sideline in hanging out in bathrooms and changing rooms for hours at a time, only to emerge feigning surprise anyone finds it odd. Nothing to see here! Nothing except the fact that the woman is literally walking around New York City with her shirt tucked into her underwear. I’m pretty sure that is probable cause enough to get you Bellevue’d.
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isn’t in it.
will provide both shelter and an ultra-feminine talking point. You know what to do from there…
