Selina Gomez ;aughs at your notions of conventional beauty

That’s right, girls. He gave up being with you to be with that. Sharpen your emery boards: it’s a rumble in the common room after third period.

Katy Perry at Nerdprom

Sure, Katy Perry has made something of a business out of looking hot and confused, but we’ve got the same blank look of puzzlement on our faces here (even the cats). What kind of world are we living in when Katy Perry is:

1. invited to the White House Correspondent’s Dinner
2. the best-dressed woman there?

To what, good readers, cometh the world?

You know what to do. Do it in the comments for fabulous, completely imaginary prizes.

Prince Harry and the nappies

Prince William and his faithful Murse

He may have been a mere tow-headed tyke, but even then Prince William would have none of your saucy sartorial side-eye. A boy needs his murse.

Matthew McConaughey is well-suited for mayhem

So! Many! Questions! Including:

1. does it come with its own batteries?
2. did he mug a Batman villain for the outfit?
3. how stoned was HE when he picked this out?

Ladies and gentlemen, this suit is the reason the word “AYYYY!” exists.

The Not So Great Gatsby

Whoopsie, Daisy! Looks like Carey Mulligan’s photoshoot has gone a bit too long and she’s lost the ability to concentrate. Won’t someone give the poor, miserable manniquin a chamberpot?

Vanessa Hudgens

Well, that Depends.

Oh no, Sheryl Crow

Apparently recovering pop-rocker Sheryl Crow made an appearance over the weekend at the Academy of Country Music awards, modeling an ensemble from the Lingerie department of Sears, Roebuck circa 1974. The bustier says “lifts and separates, tucks and squeezes,” while the flowing pants say, “and then there’s Maude.” And the stylist says, “Hey, I had an alibi!”