Saturday Caption Contest: Demi Lovato Edition

After a false start, we’re back and over the Death Flu of Death, so here’s our latest slightly delayed Caption Contest. You know what to do; do it in the comments section to this vision of fresh-faced beauty, Demi Lovato.

Demi Lovato

Demi Lovato

 

Friday Caption Contest Results: SJP Unfortunate Headgear Edition

Well, after languishing in my tepid dungeon of an apartment with the flu for two weeks, this was a great welcome back. Lots of great captions; it seems there’s nobody who doesn’t want to hate on SJP and her stupid headgear. But, as always, there can be only one winner, and here it is:

SJP WTF

Emerson
November 16, 2012 at 9:03 pm #

I had A LOT of good times with my dignity. Great times. But you gotta move on, you know?

Congratulations and imaginary swag to first time entrant, first time winner Emerson. And what fabulous imaginary swag shall we hypothetically present? How about a platinum and diamond Mickey Mouse bracelet (yes, this exists)? I don’t know what’s so Mickey Mouse about a six thousand dollar price tag, but then again, the House of the Mouse did earn a billion dollars every three months last year.

Disney Ring

Disney Ring

Friday Caption Contest: SJP unfortunate headgear edition

You know what to do. Do it in the comments section for fame and fabulous, completely imaginary prizes.

SJP WTF

SJP WTF

Friday Caption Contest Results: Spooky Edition

What can you say to Basil Rathbone, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, and Vincent Price? Not to mention the nameless terror which they face.

Spooky

Spooky: Basil Rathbone, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, and Vincent Price

  1. Klee October 27, 2012 at 12:47 pm #

    Ryan Seacrest pitches E! Executives on an all-Kardashian network

Congratulations and imaginary swag to multi-winner Klee! To Klee we imaginarily present the red gold bat pendant.

Kim Kardashian’s Halloween Shocker

Kim Kardashian Slutty Librarian

Kim Kardashian Slutty Librarian

Oh! My! God!

Whodathunkit?

Kim Kardashian went as the Slutty Librarian!

(we remind you this was lunch, and we hope no real librarians or diners lost theirs)

Kelsey Grammer, Rescue Artiste

Kelsey Grammer

Kelsey Grammer

Let’s take a moment out of this crazy season to applaud Kelsey Grammer. He rescued his own 3-month-old baby from the rising tide of…I dunno, is something happening in LA? to take her to safety at…

The Playboy Mansion.

For an all-night party.

Oh, Kelsey, never change. I mean, points for coordination, but…please, stop breeding.

Friday Caption Contest: Spooky Edition

You know what to do. Do it in the comments for fabulous, completely imaginary prizes and glory!

Spooky

Spooky: Basil Rathbone, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, and Vincent Price

Oh No, Oprah

Oh No, Oprah!

Oh No, Oprah!

Honey, This I Know For Sure: it ain’t the clothes that’s the problem here.