Tila Tequila

Congratulations to Tila Tequila, winner of today’s Least Likely to Dress Like Jackie O contest.

Katy Perry lives the moment

To be specific, that one moment from a 1986 Swatch ad when this outfit was considered totally tubular.

Ah, the Eighties. When Women were Women and Men were… Village People?

Flash back to that golden decade of convoys, cowboys, and craziness with that timeless goddess, Cher. This is technically from 1979, but let’s face it, this is as Eighties as it gets.

Rollerblades are so 20th Century; the new newness is, once again, Roller skates. They have the added advantage of weighing half a ton, so you get an even better workout than blading!

You know what to do. Do it in the comments section to the world’s most fabulous drag queen and her grungetourage.

Nirvana and RuPaul

Here’s our winner for last week:

Bjork

Frontier Former Editor March 24, 2012 at 8:35 pm

And now for that damned moth!

Congratulations and imaginary swag to Frontier Former Editor. For his imaginary trophy that we hypothetically present, in virtually lavish ceremony, we have selected the moth-related and not-to-be-trifled-with Bear OPS Butterfly Knife Black Handle Black Blade.

Michael Fassbender

Dapper just always works. Dapper plus Irish really works. Dapper plus Irish plus physical perfection…well, excuse us a minute. We need some “alone time.”

Nick Lowe

Look who’s turned into a silver fox! Happy 63rd birthday to Nick Lowe. One wonders, one does, when one is bored, whether or not he ever changed his mind about that radical, Ayn Rand-y position on human relationships.

It was inevitable that Bjork would end up here sooner or later. If only for those clogs.

You know what to do.

Bjork