Net Loss

Naomie Harris

Naomie Harris

Someone should rescue actress Naomi Harris from this designer disaster? She came to compete in the Women’s Free Skate, and the next thing you know, someone threw a mosquito net over her and transformed her into this transparent tent.

AngieLeg Strikes Again!

Sure, sure, Paris may be six months ahead of New York, but it’s clear from this picture of socialite Tamara Ecclestone at the Skyfall premiere, London is a year behind LA. Surely this must have been a deliberate pose.

Tamara Ecclestone is a spontaneous English rose

Tamara Ecclestone is a spontaneous English rose

No, really. I mean, it’s too much to imagine that there’s been a rash of “pee down your leg on the red carpet” bets lost in the past few months.

Friday Caption Contest Results: Kim Kardashian in Leather Jodhpurs Edition

God help us. Fortunately, two brave souls took on this travesty and we have a winner!

Tawdry Hepburn rides again

Tawdry Hepburn rides again

Jarrah October 21, 2012 at 7:38 pm

She had the pants. Now she just needed to track down the hat to complete her Sexy Mountie Halloween costume.

Congratulations and lashings of imaginary swag to winner and first-time entrant Jarrah! For the hypothetical presentation of the virtual trophy, we select this 14Ky Canada Maple Leaf Charm and a date with Ryan Reynolds. Congratulations on manifesting your own destiny!

Nightmare Fuel Fashion

Hello Dollie

Hello Dollie

On the one hand, it’s great to see Docs back. On the other hand, THIS. Thanks, Alicia Auaa.

Friday Caption Contest: Kim Kardashian Leather Pant Fiasco Edition

KK hey

KK hey

Do your best/worst in the comment section.

Chips down, players up

Jennifer Tilley wins

Jennifer Tilley wins

Actress, celebrity, and Colin Firth’s ex-sister-out-law Jennifer Tilly is currently cutting quite a swathe through the world of professional poker, winning her way to an income substantial enough that she’s talked about ditching acting altogether. That’s what WE call a Party Casino!

Fortunes have been won and lost on the poker table, but Tilly has a system. A secret. Something never known to fail in the history of mankind. What is the key to her gaming success? Two things:

2 secrets of Jennifer Tilly

2 secrets of Jennifer Tilly

Guess what Miley Cyrus is for Halloween!

Oh Miley

Oh Miley

A hillbilly ghost! Ohmahgaw, whodathunkit?

Malibu Hamish the Illusion: Bitchin’ Bowlcut!

An hour ago I never knew this man existed, and now here I am, posting his videos on this celebrity fashion blog. And he’s not even a British celebrity (the other major source for People of Whom I Have Never Heard).

He’s Malibu Hamish “The Illusion.” Surfer. Skateboarder. Dude. Possibly the dudiest dude of all time, dude.

Enjoy the second-hand high you get from watching this video of how to give yourself a totally bitchin’ bowl cut, man. Just click Play and let it happen: 84,000 people have already watched this, so the guilt load is shared widely.

Rock on, dude. Malibu Ken isn’t in it.