Ayyyy!

The time has come to announce the winner of our hottest contest yet!

Salma Hayek and a fireman

Natalie Anne Lanoville October 13, 2012 at 9:18 pm #

What, another ticket? How many times do I have to tell you? It’s NOT my FAULT that I’m SMOKING.

It’s not your fault, Salma. And who else is on fire? Multiple winner Natalie! With all those firemen around things could get a little moist, so here’s something to keep you fresh as a daisy no matter how many hoses are turned on you. The Galleria White Daisy Folding Umbrella will provide both shelter and an ultra-feminine talking point. You know what to do from there…

Amanda Bynes is just Fynes, thank you

Beleaguered and possibly unbalanced starlet Amanda Bynes has stopped the hit-and-run madness that terrified SoCal drivers, and has developed an intriguing sideline in hanging out in bathrooms and changing rooms for hours at a time, only to emerge feigning surprise anyone finds it odd. Nothing to see here! Nothing except the fact that the woman is literally walking around New York City with her shirt tucked into her underwear. I’m pretty sure that is probable cause enough to get you Bellevue’d.

You know what to do. Do it in the comments for fabulous, imaginary prizes.

Salma Hayek and a fireman

It’s another episode of Who Wore it Best, only this time with gestures. In one corner we have Liev “I Know Your Cycle” Schreiber.

Liev this sessy man alone

and in the other corner we have Master Debater Paul Ryan.

Ryant you axing for his number

We’ve gone gaga for Gaga lately, it would seem, otherwise I would inflict the photoevidence of her visit to My Future Boyfriend, Julian Assange. Some of you are not quite gaga’d out, and came up with a vintage crop of captions. Alas, we can choose only one.

Gaga Glitters!

Anneke (Mudhooks) October 5, 2012 at 10:20 pm

Promotional photo for Lady Gaga’s new children’s book “Flat Gaga”.

Congratulations and imaginary bling to Ayyyy regular Mudhooks! For the virtual presentation of the hypothetical swag, we present the entirely virtual Lady Gaga Paper Doll. Dress her up, dress her down. You can’t take her anywhere anyway.

Gaga vs Liz Hurley

Is this even a contest? We admit it is not. The dress (once and forever known simply as That Dress) fits Liz better across the body, it’s the right length for her, her hair colour works better with it , the accessories pick up the gold and echo the shapes of the pins, and she has more sense than to wear a revealing drop dead dress with shoes that look like she mugged a fetish Clydesdale for them.

Also: face the same colour as body. These things matter when there’s that much skin on show.

Liz Hurley is fierce. Lady Gaga is forced.

Queen and Dorgis

Well, actually these aren’t corgis. They’re the corgi/dachshund cross that resulted from the time Princes Margaret’s dachsie got his freak on with one of the Queen’s bitches. Still cute though, and just in time for SunDog!

You know what to do. Do it in the comments for fabulous imaginary prizes.

Gaga Glitters!