Scarlett Johansson Unicorn Chaser

It’s Thursday, the week is almost over, and we thought you might enjoy a little Unicorn Chaser to wash away the cares of the work week. The Unicorn Chaser, for those of you who don’t know, is something BoingBoing invented to cleanse your brain and eyeballs after a particularly horrific post about, say, an ultra-realistic video of pickled grubworm enchiladas eaten by eviscerated zombies in slo-mo.

So, yeah, it’s a little refresher for the soul. And being as this is a celebrity fashion blog, we wanted to find a celebrity fashion unicorn chaser. They’re surprisingly rare, but we did manage to find this picture of Scarlett Johansson.

Scarjo caught a unicorn once, right across the...

Scarjo caught a unicorn once, right across the…

She’s looking fresh-faced and elegant in white Dior (I don’t like Post-Galliano Dior, it’s generally Rodarte-wannabe, but I like this) and perfect Roger Vivier flats, showing off the enchanted spot on her arm where once upon a time a unicorn sharted.

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Whatever Happened to: Wonder Twins?

Remember them?

not so wonder twins

not so wonder twins

Yes the two least useful superheroes in history are back, and Ayyyy’s got them! We’re truly excited to see what ol’ “shape of useless rock/form of an emo cloud” are up to lately. We wish them huge success for their new venture, and we really DO think Jayna looks better as a blonde.

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Uncle Karl wants you

karl wants you

karl wants you

It’s been too long since we’ve checked in with our old friend Terrifying Uncle Karl. Here he is in all his sandblasted glory, from the tip of his ponytailed pompadour to the tips of his shit-kickers, not forgetting the fingerless hacker gloves made from the foreskins of stillborn T-Rexes.He would like you to lose weight. He would like you to dress better.

He would like you to look carefully at his tie pin. He just needs a routine retinal scan for his files. Look into the light. Remain calm. Now forget everything you ever knew about Target, mortgage your house, and go straight to Chanel. Now move along.

What? You think that wasn’t a truly horrifying scenario? You want to see a truly horrifying scenario? I was trying to protect you from it, but if you must: Click here.

Friday Caption Contest:Dance Party Edition

You know what to do. Do it in the comments for fabulous, completely imaginary prizes.

Britney Lana Matthew

Britney Lana Matthew

Amanda Bynes fynds werk

amanda bynes is a harry monster

amanda bynes is a harry monster

We were worried about the girl recently, what with playing pachinko with her BMW and Range Rover and the stripping off in a Spinning class and all. Thank DOG that’s over, because as you can see, she has nailed a part in a high-profile remake of a beloved classic film. Honestly, she’s a natural.

YOU CAST WHO?

YOU CAST WHO?

Lady Got Gaaaaaaaack!

Lady Gaga's back

Lady Gaga’s back

Someone should tell the not-so-little monster that she needs to go up to the B in pantyhose sizes now. That must feel very, very much like having to put on a two-hour song and dance show with a cheese wire between your legs.

But what does Sir Ian McKellen think?

With her recent launch of Body Revolution, guess she won’t be pricing out a tummy tuck any time soon.

Friday Caption Contest Results: Lady Goes Gaga Edition

Now that we’ve pulled all your captions out of the spam filter, it’s time to announce the winner of last week’s caption contest.

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

Snertly
September 15, 2012 at 1:08 am #

She was born to play the new Nite Owl in Watchmen 2.

Congratulations and imaginary swag to Snertly! For the hypothetical presentation of the imaginary swag we virtually laud our winner with this lovely little bauble, a sapphire and diamond owl brooch from that dollar store to the 1%, Tiffany & co.

who u loooooking at?

who u loooooking at?

Hat’s All: Philip Treacy

Philip Treacy Chinoiserie

Philip Treacy Chinoiserie

Philip Treacy is to hats what his oft-biz-partner (you have to specify nowadays) Alexander McQueen was to dresses: a supreme genius and a complete loonbat. Fabulous.

Here is his latest show from London Fashion Week. Dibs on the crazy multi-coloured feathered thingy with the iridescent train. Yes, a hat with a train: how could I resist? Although the large double wheel of pheasant feathers is also attractive, but probably only because the way the model is walking the front row of plumes is bouncing left when the back row is bouncing right. I’d have to buy her, and get her to wear it all the time, and what would be the fun in that? Actually, if he could make a leash that matched…hmmm.

Anyway, here’s your video. Sorry most of the captions for the Friday Caption Contest got caught by the spam filter over the weekend. I will have it taken out back and shot, I assure you. Prize presentation just as soon as I’m caught up on sleep!

Watch while you enjoy thumbing through a coffee table book of his best. Actually, they are sort of hats that were always waiting to be in coffee table books, don’t you think?